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This week's all-ages shows. by Morgan Troper THURS APRIL 28Beach Housew/Skyler Skjelset; Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W BurnsideFollowing the release of Beach House's 2012 record, Bloom, singer/keyboardist...
View ArticleA Commentary on Dream Theater's Magnum Opus
The Astonishing is two hours and 10 minutes of sci-fi proggery. by Aris Hunter Wales ON TUESDAY, MAY 10, Long Island, New York's most ridiculous progressive metal band, Dream Theater, brings its latest...
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This week's all-ages shows. by Morgan Troper THURS MAY 5Motion City Soundtrackw/the Spill Canvas, Microwave; Roseland,8 NW 6thOut of all the second-wave emo bands that rose to prominence in the early-...
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This week's all-ages shows. by Morgan Troper THURS MAY 26Macklemore and Ryan Lewisw/Raz Simone; Rose Quarter Memorial Coliseum, 300 Winning WayFor a brief moment, Seattleites Macklemore and Ryan Lewis...
View ArticleDeath of the Mall Rat
Portland is changing—can the Lloyd Center Mall keep up? by Morgan Troper I BELONG to the last generation of mall rat. My experiences at the Lloyd Center Mall as a kid transcended commerce—it was where...
View ArticleThe "Real" Tim Heidecker
The new sincerity of the comedian's In Glendale. by Morgan Troper WHETHER IT'S the jingoist sendup "Our Values Are Under Attack" from web series Decker or the bizarre and indelible Cinco jingles from...
View ArticleModern Baseball's Graduation
Modern Baseball's new album Holy Ghost is mature emo. by Morgan Troper MODERN BASEBALL really want you to believe they're just four ordinary kids. This is a band that made a name for itself by writing...
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This week's all-ages shows. by Morgan Troper THURS 6/23Hemingwayw/Blowout, Sioux Falls, Drunken Palms; Black Water Bar, 835 NE Broadway Tonight marks the tour kickoff for power pop band Hemingway—one...
View ArticleLegend of Tarzan: Tarzans Gonna Tarzan
Yep, that's definitely Tarzan. by Morgan Troper THE SOURCE MATERIAL might be more than a century old, but for many people my age, The Legend of Tarzan will feel like a live-action sequel to Disney's...
View Article“Get ‘Em Out By Friday” by Genesis Is the Best Song About Getting Kicked Out...
by Morgan Troper Peter Gabriel as "The Flower."Last week my house was served a 90-day, no-cause eviction notice, meaning I’m one more Portlander who has been fucked by the city’s cabal of evil...
View ArticleWhitney Channels Pop’s Golden Days
The Chicago band’s debut sounds like the kids found the ’70s. by Morgan Troper THE INDIE ROCK WORLD is still subconsciously taking cues from humorless dorks like Thom Yorke and Win Butler—masters of...
View ArticleGrowing Up With Harry Potter
Harry Potter And The Cursed Child is like a letter from an old friend. by Morgan Troper EVERYONE loves Harry Potter. The series’ generation- and globe-spanning appeal is rivaled only by that of Star...
View ArticlePro Wrestling for the People
A look at Portland’s underground pro wrestling scene. by Morgan Troper You never forget your first DOA match. Or your second. Or your third.I’m spending my Saturday evening in a gymnasium at the...
View ArticleJoyce Manor’s Pop-Punk for Grownups
On Cody, Joyce Manor breaks free from punk’s adolescent trappings. by Morgan Troper AT THE BEGINNING of the decade, “mid-tempo” was still a faux pas by pop-punk standards; people still considered...
View ArticleRingo Starr Is Basically My Surrogate Uncle
Ringo Starr is basically my surrogate uncle, and ragging on him does not make you look cool or smart. by Morgan Troper SOMETIMES I THINK I’m the biggest Beatles fan in the world, which is probably how...
View ArticleCasey Jarman Stares Down Death
Death: An Oral History Prepares You for the Inevitable by Morgan Troper NOTHING PROVES human consciousness is an evolutionary blunder more effectively than our innate fear of death. It’s inescapable...
View ArticleThe Business of Nostalgia
As digital downloads reshape video games, Portland’s indie game stores strive to satisfy retro tastes. by Morgan Troper In the age of Gamer Gate—when the word “gamer” often goes hand in hand with...
View ArticleRecord Review: Point Juncture, WA, Me or the Party
Point Juncture, WA’s Me or the Party was well worth the wait. by Morgan Troper “THE DOUBLE ALBUM”—considered by many to be a vestige of rock’s masturbatory past—is an affront to the modern music fan’s...
View ArticleFirst Impressions of Final Fantasy XV (Without Any Spoilers) (But With a Lot...
by Morgan Troper Samantha SutcliffeIt took slightly longer to build Rome than develop Final Fantasy XV. The game was first unveiled over a decade ago, as a spinoff that was then titled Final Fantasy...
View ArticleMy Body’s Fragmented Identities
Portland duo My Body’s forthcoming EP, Seven Wives, is classical pop. by Morgan Troper BEING CLASSICALLY trained has never exactly been a badge of honor in the world of popular music (unless you’re in...
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